Limericks for 2012
Napoleon Chagnon's life mission
Was studying fusion and fission
In tribes Venezuelan ...
For which we're now hailin'
A National Academician!
(May, 2012)
Story
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John Edwards was once a contender
For being a White House pretender
But now he's on trial
Maintaining denial
He broke laws to be a big spender!
(April, 2012)
Story
here
When your plane for Las Vegas is bound
But your pilot's not mentally sound
Aren't you wishing that you
Had not flown with JetBlue
And instead kept your wheels on the ground?
(March, 2012)
Story
here
Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep, Meryl Streep
Now your Oscars amount to a heap!
But Viola has none ...
Could you not not have won
So Ms. Davis could have one to keep?
(February, 2012)
Up in London this year there will be
Two bejewelled occasions to see:
Only Gold, Silver, Bronze
For Olympic great ones ...
But a Diamond for Queen's Jubilee!
(January, 2012)
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