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Big Discrepancy Be grateful if you're bald: your hat (or wig) Is guaranteed to stick. But if your pate Grows hair prodigiously, beware the big Discrepancy in size your locks create. I bought a hat, a closely fitting lid, Snug all around my head. I thought that it Could never blow away, and then it did, Regardless of the snugness of its fit. Exasperatedly, I scratched my head, Peeled naked by the wind, and pondered why A boater that once tightly gripped, instead Now flew so easily away ... Don't buy Close-fitting headgear just before you get Your hair cut—that's the deed I now regret! (First published in the Fall 2026 issue of WestWard Quarterly) |
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