U For Uganda
Uganda's High
Command won't stand
For nonsense by
The Sussex brand:
To show respect
For Charles, our guys
Will all defect
Invictus-wise,
Muhoozi K
Decreed by tweet,
To cause dismay
In who'd compete ...
     However, there's
Another quote
In which he airs
His glory: GOAT
Commander. It
Appears this chump
Has made his writ
To channel Trump.
So wounded crew
Need have no fear—
He'll do a U
Before next year!
(First published in Light on 14th September, 2026 as
  one of the Poems of the Week. Story here)
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