Royal Aides' Horse Sense
Get off your high
Horse, Andrew, lest
The tabloids spy
A photo fest
That would be bad
For Charles's brand—
It's why we've had
Your horse rides banned ...
You've done no wrong
And feel aggrieved?
The odds seem long
You'll be believed:
     Not even your
Own steeds appear
Entirely sure
You're in the clear—
When asked if A's
Not guilty, they
Avert their gaze
And answer "Neigh!"
(First published in Light on 2nd March, 2026 as
  one of the Poems of the Week. Story here)
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