Once a vicar set out to achieve
Making viewers online all believe
That the Light of the Lord
Should be never ignored ...
Which was trueit set fire to his sleeve!
(Friday 27th March, 2020)
There once was a time of anxiety
When Thatcher regained notoriety
The words of her song
Were by Boris ruled wrong:
There IS such a thing as society!
(Tuesday 7th April, 2020)
Once a doughty old Captain Tom Moore
Thought the Health Service shouldn't be poor.
So by circling his grounds
Many million pounds
Did he raise towards funding its cure!
(Wednesday 29th April, 2020)
"I'm as fit as a butcher's own dog!"
Declared Boris, "not just 'cos I jog
Or I push up my weight ...
But because I'm up late
Changing nappies and feeding the sprog!"
(Thursday 2nd July, 2020)
A Colombian frog yearned to roam,
One that carried a Welsh chromosome.
It rode five thousand miles
Among Asda fruit piles
And now Haverfordwest is its home!
(Tuesday 21st July, 2020)
Now to Windsor has Captain Tom been,
'Twas a scene that had never been seen.
To avoid Covid scare
In the full open air
Was our Tom made a knight by the Queen!
(Thursday 23rd July, 2020)
Once a selfie-mad tourist did dare
On a sculpture to sprawl without care
But he snapped off three toes
Of a dame in repose
And must pay for expensive repair!
(Tuesday 11th August, 2020)