Limericks Appearing in the Daily Mail

  Once a vicar set out to achieve
  Making viewers online all believe
  That the Light of the Lord
  Should be never ignored ...
  Which was true—it set fire to his sleeve!


  (Friday 27th March, 2020)
  There once was a time of anxiety
  When Thatcher regained notoriety
  The words of her song
  Were by Boris ruled wrong:
  There IS such a thing as society!


  (Tuesday 7th April, 2020)
  Once a doughty old Captain Tom Moore
  Thought the Health Service shouldn't be poor.
  So by circling his grounds
  Many million pounds
  Did he raise towards funding its cure!


  (Wednesday 29th April, 2020)



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