Said Rees-Mogg with Etonian sheen:
All my years of fine schooling should mean
I can speak for all fish
When I say their sole wish
Is their right to sing God Save the Queen!
(Thursday 28th January, 2021 in the Daily Mail)
The trouble with green politicians
Who jet-set to spout new conditions
For climate renewal
Is they merely fuel
Their own and the planet's emissions!
(Monday 1st March, 2021 in Lighten Up Online)
In a video message, the Queen,
Who on jabs felt she must intervene,
Said: 'Don't think about you,
But of others. So do
Roll your sleeve up and get the vaccine!'
(Thursday 4th March, 2021 in the Daily Mail)
'What I ain't is a guy with restraint!'
Said Piers Morgan. 'You know I'm no saint:
Not PC, never woke
And I'm proud that I broke
Ofcom's record for calls of complaint!'
(Tuesday 23rd March, 2021 in the Daily Mail)
Mused Prince Philip, I look at it thus:
A whole century isn't a plus
If it means that for me
There's a huge jubilee
So I'll leave and avoid all the fuss!
(Wednesday 14th April, 2021 in the Daily Mail)