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Darwinian Selection (1st limerick) Dad Duty Done (Saturday 1st March, 2025 in Lighten Up Online) |
Darwinian Selection (2nd limerick) Small Size Spat (Saturday 1st March, 2025 in Lighten Up Online) |
Danes Donald Trump would like Greenland to be An American state by decree. Nettled Danes, with a scoff, Explete: Donald, f*** off— Speaking words understood by DT! (Monday 3rd March, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
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When a kayaker's caught in a gale, Caused by being engulfed by a whale, He expects he will die— But this Chilean guy Is still living and telling his tale! (Thursday 6th March, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
For an actor who beats his own drum With long speeches, the moment had come For an Oscar repeat, But his mouth was replete— So his girlfriend got pelted with gum! (Friday 14th March, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
Tesla There can't be a beautiful deal on EVs having no steering wheel on, Since tariffs make Tes- La lose value—which says Au revoir between Donald and Elon! (Monday 28th April, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
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If you're granting permission today, Is 'You can' the correct thing to say? These are words I'd impugn Between April and June— Since the right thing to say is, 'You May'! (Thursday 15th May, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
Blackout shopping advice: don't get rid Of the banknotes you knowingly hid In your mattress—what use Is no cash if no juice Is supplied by the energy Grid? (Tuesday 20th May, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
Gary Lineker's conduct of play Was pitch-perfect: no ref had to say 'You're sent off. Leave the field'— Though the Beeb has revealed He's red-carded from Match of the Day! (Friday 23rd May, 2025 in the Daily Mail) |
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R-Word Reclaiming the R-word will show one We've had it with wokeness, says Joe, one Of Elon's far right Roaring R-words to slight Dudes ... but doesn't it take one to know one? (Monday 2nd June, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
Trump Though you castigate POTUS by tweet, Robert Prevost, I can't wait to meet Up—for Deal of the Day: Make our great USA Purchase all of the Square of St. Pete! (Monday 2nd June, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |
Trash The workers who, lacking protections, Rehoused Warhol's art, sans inspections, As trash, need excusing— Since bins they were using Have always been bins for collections! (Monday 16th June, 2025 in Oddball Magazine) |