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Said Rees-Mogg with Etonian sheen: All my years of fine schooling should mean I can speak for all fish When I say their sole wish Is their right to sing God Save the Queen! (Thursday 28th January, 2021 in the Daily Mail) |
The trouble with green politicians Who jet-set to spout new conditions For climate renewal Is they merely fuel Their own and the planet's emissions! (Monday 1st March, 2021 in Lighten Up Online) |
In a video message, the Queen, Who on jabs felt she must intervene, Said: 'Don't think about you, But of others. So do Roll your sleeve up and get the vaccine!' (Thursday 4th March, 2021 in the Daily Mail) |
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'What I ain't is a guy with restraint!' Said Piers Morgan. 'You know I'm no saint: Not PC, never woke And I'm proud that I broke Ofcom's record for calls of complaint!' (Tuesday 23rd March, 2021 in the Daily Mail) |
Mused Prince Philip, I look at it thus: A whole century isn't a plus If it means that for me There's a huge jubilee— So I'll leave and avoid all the fuss! (Wednesday 14th April, 2021 in the Daily Mail) |