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Finns Finns are Happiest Humans on Earth. If hot steam's not the cause of their mirth Nine consecutive years Number Oneis what cheers, Saunas banning their smartphones from birth? (Monday 30th March, 2026 in Oddball Magazine) |
Tiger Woods is a menace who drives Rather recklessly. Tiger survives Wrecking numerous cars. Does he thank lucky stars Or is Tiger a cat with nine lives? (Thursday 2nd April, 2026 in the Daily Mail) |