Limericks Appearing in Newspapers and Magazines

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  Every record is under attack
  As a sprinter shows rivals her back.
  Only out at the front
  Will you see Amy Hunt—
  She's the new British queen of the track!


  (Thursday 20th August, 2026 in the Daily Mail)
  Brock

  British badgers' new night-time routine:
  Roam a golf course to land on the green,
  On which Brock can dig out
  Chafer grubs that the drought
  Keeps off limits where hoses aren't seen!


  (Monday 31st August, 2026 in Oddball Magazine)
  Bully

  Baby-toe-size-brained bully, get this:
  Up behind me is size you can't miss—
  Large, Canadian-weight,
  Lumps of prime real estate ...
  You've a whole lotta room there to kiss!


  (Monday 7th September, 2026 in Oddball Magazine)



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