If you're for Reform Party backing,
Neglect no response to their tracking:
Exemption from firing
Respects no expiring
The wholly inert are for sacking!
(April, 2024; appeared in Oddball Magazine on the 29th)
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A quizmaster's aitch variation
Irked viewers. He promised cessation.
That haitch on TV
Caused this paradox: He
Has aspired to have no aspiration!
(April, 2024; appeared in Light Poems of the Week on the 15th)
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(April, 2024)
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(April, 2024; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 30th)
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(March, 2024; appeared in the Daily Mail on 9th April)
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(March, 2024; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 22nd)
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(February, 2024)
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(February, 2024; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 9th)
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(January, 2024; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 31st)
(January, 2024; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 24th)
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Is Custard unwell? No, the crazy
Dude's merely incredibly lazy
Laid dead in his spot
Even though he is not
Ready yet to help push up a daisy!
(January, 2024; appeared in Oddball Magazine on the 22nd)
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