Limericks for 2026


A fourth of this century's parted.
Our smartphones weren't here when it started.
But now, as we juggle
Them daily, we struggle
By smartphones to not be outsmarted!

(January, 2026; appeared in the Daily Mail on the 27th)


First

First-class service on LNER
Isn't always exactly five-star:
Railway snacks may include
Sausage-roll finger food
Taken back from the trash by the bar!

(January, 2026; appeared in Oddball Magazine on the 5th)
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