A Hard-To-Swat Fly
A Frenchman was about to eat his food.
He loathed to share his dinner with a fly,
And since one pesky fly had dared intrude,
Resolved at once this fly would have to die!
Dispensing electricity in sparks
That fizzled from a swatter he now held,
Our Frenchman chased the fly, but left no marks,
Since flies are so adroitly self-propelled ...
What happened next brought kudos to the fly:
An undetected gas leak filled the room
To spark a blast that blew the roof sky-high.
For miles around the neighbors heard it boom ...
Luck blessed the man. Just minor burns had he.
You know the rest: The fly escaped scot-free!
(First published in Light on September 14 as one of
of the Week. Story here.)